Tricycle Sale Confirmation [for «tF»schizo«GL»]

Hello.

I am confirming a sale with a user of this internet forum. I believe we agreed upon a price of $10 for an 2007 economy class Playmobil three-wheeled recreational vehicle, with the additional stipulation that I receive 1 [one] specimen of Mustela putorius furo. My paypal account number is 2897258. The delivery will be done through Purolator. I will mark the goods for delivery upon receipt of funds. Please also do this with the Mustela specimen.

I offer a humble thank you for your business kind sir, and hope you will receive the maximum enjoyment from your soon-to-be-received vehicle. I regret that the transaction was not facilitated by an institution such as e-bay, and as such I cannot give publicly recognized feedback. However, you are in my heart sir an A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.

I regret to inform that I am calling off the purchase since i wasn't able to find any suitable sexual replacement for the aforementioned Mustela specie for my afternoon "fun time". I am sorry to cost you your precious business time. Thank you for the offer.

bots are lol

Schizo, your malconduct in this extravaganza is inexcusable

I'll buy it, though, you'll have to excuse me, being Australian, my money is made from the leathery hide of a Kangaroo's scrotum.

ET-Noobie wrote:I'll buy it, though, you'll have to excuse me, being Australian, my money is made from the leathery hide of a Kangaroo's scrotum.

hahahahah xD

its not a bot, if it was it'd have named him schizophranic asshole or w/e you spell it as. SRSBSNS U NO!!?!? but yeah bots dont know shcizo is the mad sex player named tf schizo gl

One word, Skynet.

lol saw this guy in game earlier

I think he might ACTUALLY sell me a tricycle

well if I were to actually want one

. . wrote:lol saw this guy in game earlier

I think he might ACTUALLY sell me a tricycle

well if I were to actually want one

What kind of tricycle are we talking about?

A three wheeled one.

ET-Noobie wrote:A three wheeled one.

The best kind.

That's not the best kind..

You've obviously never ridden one.